I remain very much the victim here, Putin claims ThePipaNews



PRESIDENT Putin has claimed that he, and his poor beleaguered invading army, are very much still the victims in Ukraine.

In a self-pitying speech to Russia this morning, Putin declared that he and his troops were peacefully occupying Ukrainian territory when the West started hacking them like a bunch of bullies.

He continued, “Why? What have we done to you?

“My fellow Russians, I know you don’t want to believe this, but when our soldiers rolled into Ukraine expecting to be welcomed with open arms, you know what they did? Shoot us.

“I know! And it’s only gotten worse because the West keeps supplying them with weapons so of course they’ll use them because they’re spoiled.

“They’re even trying to stop our referendums now, if you had a moment’s doubt as to who the bad guys are here. Against democracy. It doesn’t get much worse than that.

“So, purely as an anti-bullying initiative, I’m mobilizing 300,000 reservists and we have nuclear weapons. Who mentioned nuclear weapons? I didn’t mention nuclear weapons. They said it first.”


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